Calling It As I See It (II)

I’ve had a revelation on some of girl speak. For guys, it is very difficult to decode what a girl is really saying. Almost as though they are talking in code. I’ve got a breakdown of some of that code. Unfortunately, like most of the stuff I discover, it is totally useless, but it is a start.

When girl one says girl two is “cute” that means that girls two is less attractive than girl one, and therefore not a threat. The other possibility is that the two girls have been friends for a long time and are okay openly admitting that they have a slight physical attraction to each other.

When girl one calls girl two “a bitch” that means girl two is more attractive than girl one, and therefore a major threat. Girl one must defend her territory and not allow a more attractive female to rule her land. One other possibility is that girl two actually is very mean and generally dislikable. One other possibility is that girl two stole girl one’s boyfriend because she was more attractive.